*Repeat, but worth reading once more!!!*
* APROSDOKIANS are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them.* *1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.* *2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.* *3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.* *4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.* *5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.* *6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.* *7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.* *8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.* *9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.* *10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station .* *11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks .* *12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR."* *13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.* *14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.* *15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.* * 16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.* *17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.* *18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.* *19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.* *20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.* *21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.* *22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.* *23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.* *24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.* *25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.* *26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.* * And.....Finally:* * 27. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.* ** -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
