Subject: PUNS FOR THE INTERESTED MINDS.......................
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy! I used to be a banker; but then I lost interest. England has no kidney bank; but it does have a Liverpool! They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I changed my iPod's name to titanic, It's syncing now. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me! I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. We are going on a class trip to the Coca Cola factory. I hope, there is no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first; then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection...... you know urine trouble. Broken pencils are pretty much pointless! What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx. I got a job at a bakery because I need dough. Velcro - what a rip off! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
