---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: p.v. narayanan Subject: Fwd: SARDAR AS A MEDICAL STUDENT To:
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2013 at 11:54 AM Subject: SARDAR AS A MEDICAL STUDENT Dr. (?) SANTA ANSWERS MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh in medical school tryin' to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are some of the objective-types he answered in his exam................... ( last one's the best....) ************ Antibody - against everyone Artery - The study of the paintings. Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. Caesarean section - a district in Rome. Cardiology - advance study of poker playing. Cat scan - searching for lost cat. Chronic - neck of a crow. Coma - punctuation mark. Cortisone - area around local court. Cyst - short for sister. Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. Dilate - the late British Princess Diana. Dislocation - in this place. Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. Enema - not a friend. False labour pains- pretending to work. Genes - blue denim. Hernia - she is close by. Impotent - distinguished/ well known. Labour pain - hurt at work. Lactose - people without toes. Lymph - walk unsteadily. Microbes - small dressing gown. Obesity - city of Obe. Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. Proteins - in favour of teens. Pulse - grain. Pus - small cat. or.......something which I can't write.. Red blood count - Dracula. Secretion - hiding anything. Tablet - small table. Ultrasound - radical noise. Urine - opposite of you're out. Varicose - very close. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
