At 03:34 PM 12/21/2000 -0500, Maxwell Gwynn wrote:
>_18.My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my
>(book, notes, paper) for this course.
Strangely enough, one of the best students I've taught actually had this
happen. Her new puppy had an "accident" on her final pape
Hi everyone:
I know it is off-topic, but the last post reminded me of one of my favorite
piece of bathroom graffitti:
"God is Dead"
-- Nietchze
"Neitchze is Dead"
-- God
Quoting Liutauras Bartasius <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
>
> Who let the humans out? --- God/Nature :-)
>
>
> Liutaur
On Thu, 26 Oct 2000, Michael Sylvester wrote:
> who let the monkeys out?---Harlow
>
> who let the geese out?---Lorenz
>
> who let the rats out?Tolman
>
> who let the pigeons out?---Skinner
>
> Further additions welcomed.
Who let the humans out? --- God/Nature :-)
Liutauras
OK this one works.
annette
On Thu, 26 Oct 2000, Michael Sylvester wrote:
>
> who let the dogs out? -Pavlov
>
> who let the cats out?Thorndike
>
> who let the worms out? --McConnell(Worm runners digest)
>
> who let the monkeys out?---Harlow
>
> who let the geese out?---Lore
Once again, miscommunication between women and men
>>>
>>>A man staggers into an emergency room with two
>>>black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around
>>>his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
>>>
>>>Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a
>>>quiet round of
My first social security card used to read, "In the event of your death, notify the
nearest social security office immediately."
When I was a kid, you could fill out a form at the post office indicating where you
wanted your mail forwarded to after a nuclear war. Same post office had a "No see
as a kid I used to ride the buses in Chicago and I remember at
Logan Square there was a donut shop with a sign that read,
"Seven days without a donut makes one weak."
What a thing to have stand out almost 50 years later, but there it is!
annette
Annette Taylor, Ph. D.
Department of Psychology
My favorite was in Buffalo when I went to grad school there.
Amigone Funeral Home
Gary J. Klatsky
Department of Psychology[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Oswego State University (SUNY) http://www.oswego.edu/~klatsky
Oswego, NY 13126
> > Some Actual Signs
> > > In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." >
> > On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." > > Outside a
>radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak." > > In a
>nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will ass
March 7, 1999
You Must Remember This. Never Mind. With the end of
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