----- Original Message ----- From: Ms Jill Anglin To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 22, 2007 7:13 PM Subject: Idiot Alert
These are really whoppers! IDIOT SIGHTINGS > > IDIOT SIGHTING: Gene and I had to have the garage door repaired. > The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did > not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a > minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time > a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 > horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, > it's not.' Four is larger than two. We haven't used Sears repair since. > _____________________________________________________________________ > > IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a > new neighbor call the local township administrative office to > request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The > reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think > this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' > ______________________________________________________ > > IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and > ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal > lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg. He was a Chef? > ____________________________________________ > > IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the Philadelphia airport, checking in at the gate when an > airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage > without your knowledge. To which I replied, 'If it was without my > knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' > ____________________________________________________ > > IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to > cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectuall y challenged > coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I > explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. > Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing > driving?!' She was a probation officer. > _____________________________________________________ > > IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip > back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't > understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Wilmington, Police Department > > ___________________________________________________ > > IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile > dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked > in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic wo rking > feverishly to unlock the driver s side door. As I watched from the > passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered > that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its > open! His reply, 'I know - I already got that side.' This was at the > Ford dealership in Dover, Delaware ! "Have a Wonderful Today and a Better Tomorrow" Jill Micayla Anglin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sick sense of humor? Visit Yahoo! TV's Comedy with an Edge to see what's on, when.