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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was > showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
faded Colts flag > in the window. > 'This house is yours for
eternity,Peyton,' said God. 'This is very special; > not everyone gets a
house up here.' > > Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to
his house. On his way up the > porch, he noticed another house just
around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion > with a black and gold
sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous > Steelers flag, and
in every window was a Terrible Towel. > > Peyton looked at God and
said 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I > have a question. I
was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went > to the Hall
of Fame.' > > God said 'So what's your point Peyton?' >
> 'Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?'
> > God chuckled, and said 'Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's
mine > >
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