Everyone have a little laughter and superb weekend! -----Original Message----- > From: Abdirizak [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, June 05, 2003 2:08 PM > Subject: Jokes > > > > 1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no > one else? > Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again > yesterday. > > 2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? > Customer: What other colors do you have? > > 3) My father is so old that when he was in school, > history was called > current affairs. > > 4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a > donkey and stopped > him, what virtue would I be showing? > Student: Brotherly love. > > 5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say > prayers before eating? > Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good > cook. > > 6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't > need much help. > Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just > the right person in > this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! > > 7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? > Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car > around it. > > 8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" > is exactly the same > as your brother's. Did u copy his? > Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! > > 9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call > the manager! > Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. > > 10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! > Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do > you? > > 11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain > from me. > Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me! > > 12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! > Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within > three days, you can > keep it. > > 13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it > impossible to teach you > anything! > Son:That's why I say she's no good! > > **************************************************
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