Justin Bieber has re-surfaced….
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/may/02/rob-ford-alleged-clash-justin-bieber-rehab From: rosslynnben...@gmail.com Sent: Thursday, May 1, 2014 10:16 AM To: Gay carducci-kuhn Cc: UC Neigbors, UCD LIST, UC Neigbors "the show Ross Bender doesn't want you to see" Hmmph. My agent advises me there might be grounds for a lawsuit here, since I long ago trademarked the phrase *Ross Bender*. Long story short, I have retained the eminent New York law firm of Dunning, Sponget and Leach to look into this, also into whether there might be grounds for libel. Of course in the USA libel and defamation of character are almost impossible to prove, but in this case my lawyers inform me there might be a possibility of change of venue, up to Winnipeg, since the owners and artistic director of Curio Theatre are in fact Canadians by birth. Also, I have some old buddies in the RCMP, in a special unit called "Extraordinary Rendition Corps (Corps du Détention secrète), that specializes in extraditing Canadians who have come south of the border seeking fame and fortune and in the process have blotted their copybooks and made silly asses of themselves. If you haven't seen Justin Bieber around for awhile, there's a reason for that. The camp also has a special section for rehabilition of Canadians at home who have similarly proved an embarrassment to Her Majesty's government -- case in point, the recent mayor of Toronto. Just sayin, Ross Bender http://rossbender.org On Wed, Apr 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM, Gay carducci-kuhn <gaycardu...@gmail.com> wrote: Not to be missed. Wash away the old winter blues (and all of this rain) with a show tht will keep you laughing!! Not to be missed Curio Theatre Company Presents OEDIPUSSY Adapted by Emma Rice Written by Carl Grose and Spymonkey OPENS THIS FRIDAY! It's the show Ross Bender doesn't want you to see! Parental Discretion Advised. Show Runs From: May 2- May 24 For More Info Visit: www.curiotheatre.org Or Call: 215-525-1350 Curio Theatre Company uses Vendini for ticketing, marketing, and box office management. Curio Theatre Company - 815 S. 48th St., Philadelphia, PA, 19143, (215) 525-1350 Vendini, Inc. - 660 Market Street, San Francisco, CA, 94104, 1 (800) 901-7173 Unsubscribe View as a web page. -- Gay Carducci Managing Director Curio Theatre Company 815 S. 48th St. Phila. Pa. 19143 610-368-4450 215-525-1350 g...@curiotheatre.org "It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge." Albert Einstein -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UCNeighbors" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to ucneighbors+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UCNeighbors" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to ucneighbors+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
