Jonathan, there's one thing I've learned in all my years: not everything can be solved with violence. Sometimes threats of violence are sufficient. We had a big ass SUV for a long time. We traded it for an axe.
(More cute photos of Mr. Guns sleeping on sports t-shirts and NASCAR magazines tomorrow.) -----Original Message----- From: Jonathan Cass [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2004 2:54 PM To: 'Kyle Cassidy'; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Kyle Cassidy: The Quest for Manhood Kyle: I have to say that the renaming of "Mr. Hugs" to "Mr. Guns" has significantly changed my impression of you. Before the change, I saw you as the kind of guy who loved his cats, couldn't get along with his rough and tough neighbors, and was willing to leave a party early to run home to help his girlfriend clean the house. Now, I associate you with all those manly, well-hung types who below to the NRA. You just need to get a big-ass SUV with rims (the no-car thing just won't do) and to give up that crazy art stuff. Then, I bet, your thuggish, criminal-minded neighbors will give you the respect that you will not only then deserve but which you will DEMAND with violence, if necessary. ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
