Monday at 8pm, no charge, but of course everyone is welcome to come early for dinner or stay late for drinks. Ross, currently holed up in a safe house in Mount Airy, is expected to be accompanied by a police escort. The famous cocktail "The Bender" (Southern Comfort, Blue Curacao and Pineapple Juice) will be available all evening. All Realtors will be frisked for concealed copies of property listings. Members of the Friends of Clark Park will have to pass through a makeshift dog run on the porch before entering. All Mennonites, Jews and Catholics will be asked to recite a loyalty oath. Presbyterians and Lutherans (of course!) are exempt. The entire proceedings will be videotaped by Kyle Cassidy for later broadcast on Showtime. For those of you not familiar with Abbraccio, we are located in the Western Liberties section of Philadelphia. Ciao! Roger Harman
