Why did the dandelions die out at the same time the fertilizer was
introduced? That question remains to be addressed. How did the grass and
dandelion in the poor soil survive prior to UCD salvation? Were the whores,
drug addicts and gang members fertilizing the park when we weren't looking?
You raise an important legal point, Glenn: if fertilizer is good for
plants in general but bad for dandelions in particular, is it a
violation of the civil rights of dandelion-worshipers to have dandelions
killed by fertilizing them on public property?
I'd be surprised if there is much case
