Heard on the radio today -- "Yesterday turned out to be 'Goodbye
Rudy' Tuesday!"
-- Peter
Peter M. Brigham
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://home.comcast.net/~pmbrig/
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I'm stuck in that awkward stage between birth and
death. |
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On Jan 28, 2008, at 10:58 PM, Barry Erdman, LCSW wrote:
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
* If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean
that morality comes from morons?
* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
* A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
* Without geometry, life is pointless.
* When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your
imagination.
* Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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