Yeah, probably unnecessary, but also good on you for follow-up ‘mea culpa’.
Still, very entertaining, nevertheless... I smiled a lot, and I’m sure many others, did too..! Illegitimi non carborundum.. Best Regards, Steve > On 11 Oct 2019, at 11:33, Johnny Rosenberg <gurus.knu...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Just want to apologise for not being able to resist making fun of some > parts of the OP's post. I'm sorry, it was very unnecessary. > > > Kind regards > > Johnny Rosenberg > > > Den tors 10 okt. 2019 kl 19:10 skrev Johnny Rosenberg < > gurus.knu...@gmail.com>: > >> Den tors 10 okt. 2019 kl 14:47 skrev Dave Bito'o'wu Pratt < >> nostradumbas...@gmail.com>: >> >>> This will be the fourth try at attempting to contact you. You don't make >>> it >>> easy. The following is my original message. >>> >> >> What was the other three attempts? Writing to this list or what? >> And who are you referring to when you say ”you”? There is no Apache >> OpenOffice support. This list is just users helping other users. I'm one of >> those users (I'm actually an ex user, but that's hopefully not very >> important) and some times I ask questions and some times I answer >> questions, just like most people on the list. >> >> >>> I used to use Word up until about 10 years ago when somebody suggested >>> Open >>> Office to me. I much prefer this to Word. >> >> >> I prefer a hex editor over Word… >> >> >>> I do have one issue though. I >>> used Excel a lot. They had a function where I could add certain lines to a >>> total. On your .ods file, I can find that function. >> >> >> You can? That's great. Doesn't the mean that the problem is solved? I just >> wonder how you could find it in the ods file. Shouldn't you rather look in >> the Apache OpenOffice Calc application? >> >> >>> I don't have Word or >>> Excel on my PC now. >> >> >> Lucky guy. I have both on my job computer and I hate both. >> >> I miss that function. >> >> >> You said you could find it (in your ods file), or did you mean something >> else? Like what? >> >> >>> I have Open Office version 4.1.6. >>> Does that have the function I want? I've checked all the options at the >>> top >>> and can't find that function. Am I just missing seeing it? Please help >>> because I miss that function. Thank you. >>> >> >> Okay, jokes aside, can you please better describe what that ”function” >> actually did? I don't really understand what ”add certain lines to a total” >> means. Certain lines? To a total? How? Can you give a simple example? What >> is the function called in Excel? >> >> I'm sure that if the function doesn't exist in Calc, it's possible to make >> one with a macro, but I can't tell how complicated that would be unless I >> have more information. >> >> >> Kind regards >> >> Johnny Rosenberg >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: users-unsubscr...@openoffice.apache.org For additional commands, e-mail: users-h...@openoffice.apache.org