Re: Don Good Census Joke

> Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people there are in USA.' > > 'You're wasting your time here", said Don, "I have no idea.' > -- He first asked me if I had any ID. I said, "About what?" Don "Check Point Chickie" Good ___ WBMUTBB mai

Don Good Census Joke

Don Good was sitting on his porch, when this man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. 'What can I do for you?' Don politely asked. 'Are you selling something?' 'No, sir, I'm not. I'm a Census Taker.' 'A what?' 'A Census Taker. We

Re: Proposition for Don Good

rs. Chocolates might be better. - You know me. When opportunity knocks, ol' Don's got to take a peek and see if there's anybody on the stoop. Don Good, Still ugly, single, and pitting prunes. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Proposition for Don Good

Hey Don, I would like you to give a friend of mine a call some time. I want your voices to meet. 1-555-55- She is a widow. ( You know what they say about widows. ) Her husband was an undertaker and left her a $20,000 life insurance policy. It would be good deal for you. Skinny widow. $20

. Re: Don Good remembers 7th grade locker combo (Ron McLendon)

"My moments are getting longer and more frequent. I can remember my old phone number from 50 years ago before area codes and when the prefix was the first two letters of a common word like CYpress." Ron, you sure hit the nail on the head. I too can remember my old telephone number; 2 & 1/

Re: Don Good remembers 7th grade locker combo

Don and Mary, Don't know what you guys call it, but in my case, it's Senior Moments. My moments are getting longer and more frequent. I can remember my old phone number from 50 years ago before area codes and when the prefix was the first two letters of a common word like CYpress. And I reca

Don Good remembers 7th grade locker combo

Don Good (who can remember his 7th grade locker combination, but can't remember to get milk on the way home - not a TAGS reference, just the truth.) Hey Don, I sympathize completely. I am a forgetter too. But yesterday I remembered an old insurance agent's phone number for my daug

Re: Don Good

Thanks for the compliment to my article. I agree with you..Mayberry has not changed. Floyd is still the barber, Otis is still selling ice cream, and Barney and Andy are still keeping law and order in Mayberry. " my hometown, the greatest place I know"