Funniest scenes

2016-02-27 Thread Mike
Hi Gang, I went in to the digest archives in my section and found a post I made in November, 2011. Thought I would re-post below regarding what I think if one of the funniest exchanges on TAGS. I think the funniest exchange is found in the Manicurist episode when the men are sitting around the

The Funniest Question I Have Ever Been Asked

2013-07-08 Thread Ken Anderson
Today while working a man came through my line and we talked about what we did over the Fourth. He said he went to Bronson so I asked what shows he saw. He then asked me the funniest question I have ever heard. He said,"Have you heard of Andy Griffith?" I had to tell him about m

Funniest lines

2012-11-15 Thread Janet Leanda Bowlin
The scene where Barney is telling the council what Andy carries as emergency supplies in the trunk of the squad car - I think it was a shovel and a rake - and Goober leans over and says "ain't you got a jack?" Harriet down at the Bank ___ WBMUTBB mai

Funniest scene

2012-11-15 Thread Patty Haley
Manicurist is one of my favorites too. Especially when in Floyd's shop, The Mayor asks Barney " Barney, you're a bachelor, think you could handle a gal like that?" Barney replies " You kiddin? You think you're talking to a country boy? Shucks I know what I'd do with a gal like that.Well I'd be

Funniest Scene

2012-11-14 Thread Mike
I think the funniest exchange is found in the Manicurist episode when the men are sitting around the barber shop talking while they are all watching Ellen Brown. Barney asks one of the store owners how business is: MERCHANT: "Been thinking of running a sale" BARNEY:"Oh

Funniest scene

2012-11-14 Thread Danny Poarch
My all time laugh out loud scene is when Andy climbs into the sidecar and Barney drives off and leaves him behind.  The reaction of the guys in the background is priceless. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbm

Funniest Lines

2012-11-13 Thread DAVID QUINN
My all time funniest line occurs in the episode "My Fair Ernest T. Bass". Andy, Barney, and Ernest are in Andy's living room. Barney tells Andy and Ernest that he is going to go outside and show Ernest T how to enter a room properly. Barney goes out the door, and about

Funniest Scenes

2012-11-13 Thread Sande Riggs
Hello All Many scenes crack me up. One that cracked Daddy up enough for him to reach for the nitro was in the education of ernest t. bass. When asked what was 8times 8 or the like and ernest t. taps out 64. Sande Riggs President At The Crossroads Chaptet _

Re: funniest ep & one shots

2010-05-10 Thread Dixonhayes
My pick for funniest episode: "Barney's Sidecar." Some hysterical dialogue (Barney describing riding with his mouth open and not pronouncing the letter "s", Aunt Bee comparing him to a Nazi) and a brilliant sight gag straight out of the Marx Brothers. One s

Funniest Episode

2010-05-08 Thread Daniel Santos
Now my husband thinks the two funniest episodes are "Barney and the Motorcycle" & "The Darlings are Coming". I like "Opies Charity" poor horatio, and "Man in a Hurry". Imagine being stuck somewhere where you can't use the phone to cal

Funniest Episode

2010-05-07 Thread eric swolgaard
Trying to pick the funniest TAGS episode would be a perplexing job, indeed. Every show has it's golden moments of humor, genuine warmth, and human insight-making a choice like that a fun but impossible chore! Having said that, the episode I watched last night, "The Fun Girls"

Funniest line

2008-08-05 Thread Ben Sandifer
I have to agree that "wonder who that could be?" is the funniest line in the series. Maybe we could do a favorite line poll, or funniest line poll on the web site, similar to the Favorite episode poll. And my choice for the most prophetic lineGot time to breathe, got time

Funniest Line

2008-08-05 Thread C. David Williamson
"Baked Alaskan" will always enjoy the memorable line by Barney that concludes his soliliquy in "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs";  "Boy, Giraffes are selfish!  He truly believes it. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/

Funniest line(s)

2008-08-05 Thread castone59
I laugh every time I hear Ernest T. Bass ask in his nasal voice, "I wonder who that could be?" The scene is in My Fair Ernest T. Bass and Barney is going to teach Ernest T. how to enter a room properly. The look Andy gives Ernest T. is priceless. Then of course there are more lines later in the

funniest line

2008-08-04 Thread Martha
"Another starter question: What is the funniest line in AG? (of all the episodes)" Opie's "He is one of my own" when he refuses to say anything bad about the spoiled kid who rode his bike on the sidewalk. Martha Humphreys Huntsville, AL __

funniest line

2008-08-04 Thread BLear
I think the best line of the show ever was when Opie says that sleeping between two chairs on the ironing board is "Adventure sleeping." Seth Taylor ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Re: Funniest line

2008-08-03 Thread DAR
One of the lines (of many) that always cracks me up is Malcolm Tucker responding to Barney on the front porch: "Do it!! Just do it!! Go take a nap. Go to Thelma Lou's. Watch TV. Just do it!!" Anita Greenwood, IN ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTB

The Darlins and funniest line

2008-08-03 Thread lisa jackson
;, and Charlene's crush on Andy are too much! I love all of the episodes w/ them, and I wish there were a few more episodes w/ them. I feel the same about Ernest T. and Leon. They should've been on there more, but we have to treasure those few episodes w/ them. Another starter ques

Funniest Lines

2006-02-13 Thread BCunnin107
Another funny one that I use sometimes - "It's not a whim any more if you put on clean underwear!!!" Brad "Neil Bentley" Cunningham "My card, in case you ever need my services" ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.c

RE: Funniest Lines

2006-02-13 Thread CAPT .
I like "Nip it, Nip it, NIP IT IN THE BUD" "Welcome to Checkpoint Chickie" "Shoo fly.He's dead" _ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/d

Funniest Lines"

2006-02-11 Thread Lawrence
Thers's so many, but here are two of my very favorites . "Poor Horatio!" "Ain't you got a jack!" ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmu

Re: Funniest Episodes/the List

2006-01-29 Thread Dixonhayes
Thanks again to everyone who shared what they consider the funniest episodes of TAGS. Here's my final list. I wanted to narrow it down to a top ten, but since there were so many ties, I could only get as far as eleven. 1. "Convicts-at-Large" (December 10, 1962) 2. &q

The Funniest Show....

2006-01-23 Thread [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Any of the episodes when Barney would be singing to Juanita from the dinner, and Andy would come in quietly and catch him mid-phrase. Or the Cock-a-doodle-doo wake up call...Bill from the Desert ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail

Funniest Episode

2006-01-22 Thread Ruth Stanley
I put a bucket on my head to help me try to figure outwhich was the funiest episode. When I took it off, I had the answer, & it was an easy one at that. It was the one I was watching at the time. With so many gifted writers over the years, trying to pick a favorite would be like trying to pick w

Funniest Episode

2006-01-21 Thread DudleyGL
One of the scenes that ranks way up there on the Funny-o-meter is from the episode where Gomer joins the Marines. He comes running out last among the new recruits, dropping his gear, and Sgt. Carter yells "Come on Pyle...My Grandma moves faster than that!!!" Gomer just looks at him so ser

re: Funniest Episode

2006-01-21 Thread DudleyGL
>>One of my all time favorite funny episodes is Man in a >>Hurry. Wally and the front porch scene, listening to >>the 2 old ladies on the phone ("This is the 20th >>century!") But the funniest is the scene on the porch >>when Barney is discussing what h

Funniest Episode or Scene?

2006-01-21 Thread Lawrence
I know the request was for the "funniest episode.". But, that's way too hard for me to pick. Especially when there are so many great scenes even amongst the heartwarming episodes ("Next time I go tiger hunting I'm gonna take my tweezers). So, I tried picking my

Re: Funniest Episode

2006-01-21 Thread Rodney Jackson
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funniest episode

2006-01-21 Thread Marie
That has to Citizen's Arrest. I crack up just thinking of Gomer & Barney in that one. Thanks for the chance to vote, Fave heartwarming episode is Mr. McBeeVee {B/W) & the one about the rose contest between Aunt Bee and Miss Clara.(color) Marie ___ W

Funniest Non-Barney Episode

2006-01-20 Thread jworsham
Doug Johnson wrote "Which black and white episode that did not feature Barney would everyone consider the funniest?" That's easy. It's got to be "Floyd, the Gay Deceiver." It's the only episode that features Mayberry's second funniest guy as the mai

Funniest Episode

2006-01-20 Thread DAR
One of my all time favorite funny episodes is Man in a Hurry. Wally and the front porch scene, listening to the 2 old ladies on the phone ("This is the 20th century!") But the funniest is the scene on the porch when Barney is discussing what he is going to do and Mr. Tucker loses his coo

Funniest Episodes, To Barney or Not to Barney

2006-01-20 Thread Doug Johnson
I have always thought that "Convicts at Large" was the single funniest episode of TAGS ever produced. Another one that I have always thought is underrated in terms of sheer laughs is "The Big House". The interaction between Barney and Gomer is great. Barney's &qu

Funniest . . . .

2006-01-20 Thread Maurine Taylor
Episode: "Goober and the Art of Love" Line: (which happens to be from "Goober and the Art of Love") Andy: Goober, your hair's drippin'. Most enduring image: The look on Barney's face when he turns around to see Andy wearing his helmet. The boy's gonna explode. Color episod

Funniest episode

2006-01-19 Thread Margaret Adams
To really decide which is funniest, I'd have to go by character and episode; funniest Aunt Bee episode, funniest E.T., funniest Floyd and so forth, but I'll go along w/ Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee. Margaret Adams "I passed it, I didn't heave

Re: Funniest Episode

2006-01-19 Thread Don Good
>While I love all of the B&W episodes and one of the funniest, to me, is >"Convicts at Large", ("Better phone him Al") Yep, "Convicts at Large" would get one of my many votes for the funniest episode. There are so many great Floyd moments (eg "We&

Re: Funniest Show

2006-01-18 Thread [EMAIL PROTECTED]
My 12 year old daughter thinks the funniest show is "Citizen's Arrest". Whenever she notices somebody driving crazy, she hollers "Citizen's Arrest!" That's when I know I'm raising her right! ___ WBMUTBB mailin

funniest episodes

2006-01-18 Thread Jan Perry
Hey guys! My favorite funniest episodes are different from the ones everyone else has said. One of them is where Barney is trying to catch the shoplifter at Weaver's Store I laugh and laugh when Barney is a maniquain and Leon offers a bit of his sammich. At the end, when the elderly

RE: Funniest episode

2006-01-18 Thread CAPT .
some more here Barney playin Dr. Pendyke in "Miracle Salve" and Barney's reactions in the "pickle story" regarding the dead fly, and and his sniffing her "cucumbers" and him reacting to her making marmalade. _ FREE pop-up blockin

Funniest episodes

2006-01-18 Thread randall cofer
I agree it's tough to rank this category. My Fair Ernest T. would be up there, as well as Barney's Sidecar. But I still come back to One-Punch Opie. Barney's speeches, including the famous "nip it" dialog with Andy are priceless and leave me in stitches every time. Frank over at the diner __

RE: Funniest Episodes

2006-01-18 Thread Teresa Elkins
While I love all of the B&W episodes and one of the funniest, to me, is "Convicts at Large", ("Better phone him Al"), I still get a hoot out of most of the color ones as well, especially "Dinner at 8" My favorite line is when Andy looks at Goober and says &q

Funniest Episode

2006-01-18 Thread BCunnin107
For the funniest episode, I have a few favorites: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army, The Pickle Story, Barney's Sidecar, and Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee... There are many others, but these come to mind right awayIn fact, I'm laughing right now Brad "Neil Bentley"

Funniest episode

2006-01-18 Thread DuWayne Hanson
I agree that "Barney's Sidecar" is the funniest episode! Seeing Barney with those GOGGLES on when he walks in the courthouse is a riot! Also, when the "Old Codgers" unhook the sidecar and Barney drives off by himself,is probably the most Andy ever laughed about somethi

Funniest Episode

2006-01-18 Thread Larry Gillum
<< Question: What's everyone's pick for the show's funniest episode? >> My pick for No. 1 funniest episode is "Mountain Wedding." It is Ernest T's first appearance on TAGS, and the image of Barney dressed in the white, frilly, bride's dre

Funniest Episode

2006-01-18 Thread Jeff Ford
This is my first post to this, hope I do it right. My vote for the "funniest" episode would have to be "The Pickle Story." I just bought Season 2 of TAGS on DVD just so I could watch that one anytime I wanted. It has a lot of hilarious lines in it - and I believe it was

Funniest episode

2006-01-18 Thread Nancy Loadholt
I liked the Mountain wedding and Divorce Mountain Style.but Barney's Side car was another goodun'.Ken,love the limericks..but there was a time Aunt Bee seemed mean...when she was Otis' jail matron.. You're a bird in this world-Andy Griffith Nancy

Funniest episode

2006-01-18 Thread Janet Anderson
It sure is hard to narrow TAGS down to one funniest episode! There are so many possibilities. But I think I would agree with someone else who named "The Bank Job." Practically every line in that episode (except for the dramatic scene when the real bank robbers take over) puts me i

RE: show's funniest episode

2006-01-18 Thread CAPT .
a tie here. the one where Barney can't sing in the choir and Andy's tellin him of the mic. and the other where Gomer, Andy and Barney fall asleep while in church and get blasted awake by the preacher's hollering in "What's Your Hurry" both of these, you LMAO __

Re: Funniest show.

2006-01-18 Thread Pauline
out the pickles in the bag. I think that is the funniest part of the show. Close second, Floyd at the cabin waving his banana to the song playing and when the girls are caught, his snit about not being responsible for the burning food. Can't wait for season 5 to be released

Re: WBMUTBB Digest, Vol 6, Issue 18 - Funniest Episode

2006-01-18 Thread ARChock
My pick for TAGS funniest episode: "Barney's Sidecar" - Season 4. Alan Bellevue, Washington ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

funniest episode

2006-01-18 Thread Robert Merriman
The funniest episode is Barney's sidecar, right at the start with the lady reporting the speeder on highway 6. Bob Merriman ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com

Funniest TAGS Episode

2006-01-18 Thread Anita Carpenter
Dixon, it was hard to choose what I thought was the funniest episode, because most every one of them crack me up at some point. But I finally narrowed it down to either: "Convicts at Large" or "Hot Rod Otis". Though I love Otis, I guess I will have to go with "

Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread John Worsham
My vote for funniest episode has to go to "Goober and the Art of Love." Every time I see Goober and Barney watching Andy and Helen outside that window I just about laugh myself silly. "THEY'RE DOING IT, THEY'RE DOING IT! WAY TO GO, ANDY" John a.k.a.

Re: Funniest TAGS Episodes

2006-01-17 Thread Ctygrl821
The funniest episode for me is definitely "Barney and the Choir". Cracks me up every time I watch itwhen ole Barn "sings" into that "hot" microphone that Glen Cripes is bellowing his baritone voice into! Gotta love it! "I got a uvula, you got a uvu

Re: Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread Rodney Jackson
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Funniest episode

2006-01-17 Thread Cynthia Mahoney
The episode that I think is the funniest is "Three Wishes for Opie". I laugh every time I see the scene at the beginning where Helen is mad at Andy. ("Who do you think you are, Mayberry's answer to Cary Grant?" , "When I become engaged to someone, I have one very

Funniest

2006-01-17 Thread John W. Sasser
Re: What's everyone's pick for the show's funniest episode? "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army" John of SoCal "...thirty-nine, fifty!" ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailma

Funniest Episodes

2006-01-17 Thread Harry Brewbaker
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Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread doegejm
My vote for Funniest Episode would be:"Opie's Charity". Jeff Doege ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread adamsbj
Dixon wants to know our opinion of the funniest episodes: Mine would probably be "A Date for Gomer" because everything in it is funny. A close second would be "Family Visit", featuring the relatives from hell, Uncle Ollie and Aunt Nora. Mrs. Vickers "We'r

Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread Brearry
The one that makes me chuckle from beginning to end, everytime I watch it, is "Mountain Wedding"! It starts off funny with Briscoe's dialog in the courthouse, and continues with The Brothers Mum, Dud's face adjustments, Earnest T.'s serenading, the World class Snoring try-outs, Barney in

Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread Les Stuckey
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Funniest moments

2006-01-17 Thread satch80
I don't know about funniest show but for funniest moments I'll have to go for Aunt Bee in "The Medicine Man". Andy walks in and sees Aunt Bee just dancing on that piano bench and singing China Town. That gives me a laugh everytime. Viola from Florida P.S. Viola really i

funniest

2006-01-17 Thread Kim
I'd vote for The Loaded Goat and Ernest T Joins the Army. Kim - Wylie, TX - Yahoo! Photos Got holiday prints? See all the ways to get quality prints in your hands ASAP. ___ WBMUTBB mail

Re: Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread Randy Moffett
One candidate for funniest eoisode has to be "Opie's Charity". Opie gets off a lot off funny lines when he and Andy are talking about poor Horatio the half a boy. And the scene with Andy and Tom Silby at the cemetery talking about Tom's funeral is hilarious too. Any episode

funniest TAGS episodes

2006-01-17 Thread Greg Boe
Great question, Dixonand very difficult! There are so many good choices that come to mind (I kind of feel like a judge at a beauty contest!), but I would have to submit my top 4 (in no particular order): Barney and the Choir, The Haunted House, the Loaded Goat (is that you, uncle Nate?), and C

RE: Funniest Episodes

2006-01-17 Thread Cam
My votes for the funniest episodes would be “The Bank Job” and “My Fair Ernest T. Bass”! “15 cent magazine..QUARTER!!!” Cam Message: 4 Date: Mon, 16 Jan 2006 15:34:38 -0500 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: WBMUTBB Digest, Vol 6, Issue 17 To: WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com Message-ID: <[EM

Funniest Episode

2006-01-17 Thread Julie Bowers
Dixon, my pick for funniest episode would be "My Fair Ernest T. Bass". That also happens to be my all-time favorite episode. It just cracks me up when Ernest T. & Ramona are chasing each other around the yard! Julie in TN NOTICE: This electronic mail message contains informati