Over the many years of watching TAGS, I have learned many important life lessons. I have also learned some valuable insights from none other than Opie Taylor. Among some of the most important things I have learned from Opie are:
1. Chewing tar is good for the teeth. 2. A penny that is struck by lightning is worth six cents. 3. Sleeping on an ironing board between two chairs is adventure sleeping. 4. It ain’t easy eating a peanut butter sandwich without milk. 5. Never accuse a girl of interference if she steps in front of you and intercepts a football. 6. Never buy your favorite teacher a pair of nylon stockings. 7. If you ever find an abandoned baby, never go around asking people if they would like to have a baby. 8. The seventy five cent rule says kids get a 75 cent allowance and they do not have to work for it. 9. If you put a horse hair in water it will turn into a snake. 10. People who have “lergicks” cannot breathe during much of the summer, but somehow they get by. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
