Don't know of everyone saw this yesterday. Click in the internet link to see a short article about a serious Aphid Invasion. I've added an update
look out for that bedroom-on-wheels, Handyman truck. Henry Wheeler will be coming to the rescue soon. We've got an Aphid invasion in our Soy Beans!!! http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009909280323 This is going to take more than Henry's little spray can. Now that Aunt Bee can Fly an airplane, Henry got her to take him up with 3- 30-gallon canisters of his favorite "Aphid-Away" The last time Aunt bee radioed in though, it seems like Henry is too busy watching the clouds and telling her how they are shaped like a woman..and inspecting roofs for loose shingles, and porches that need painting, and looking for ice-cream parlors and such to take a lady to. Give me that Radio Micro-phone. "Hey listen there you in the co-pilot seat "Uncle Henry" Andy said if you don't start spraying those Aphids right quick, he's going to have you in the hoosegow for impersonating a professional, fraud, and crop dusting without a license. Now you get down here and start working with those spiders..I mean Aphids. You just can't get good help around here. Well Goober went up with them now because Henry hurt his back moving the canisters around in the cargo bay. But he just accidently knocked one of them out of the play from about 2000 feet. It landed luckily on the Jonson farm, just missed that nice red barn, and landed in a hay stack..where it bounced into a pig lot in a bunch of manure. Barney is on his way, because it was reported as a UFO landing. (I didn't know flying saucers carried canisters of insecticide). Henry has been doing so much talking and watching clouds and such that Aunt Bee is going to have to bring the plane in to refuel. Goober is getting a cramp just laying in the cargo section. This doesn't look good, Supposedly Henry is calling a buddy of his Joe Cartwright. Cartwright apparently has a son-in-law who is an experience crop duster (don't you think they'll as that). We'll see what happens. This will be big news at the Count insecticide convention. The Untrained Voice A little buggy in Indiana We've got a few fruit flies too. Glad I don't work in a grocery store, right Floyd. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
