stale jokes

Ken thanks for the jokes. I like stale jokes. I also like British humour (British spelling included). I have a very dry sense of humour, most of the time no one gets my jokes. When you have to explain jokes they aren't jokes anymore, they become long stories. The Fred and Jenny Boone jok

pickle jokes

Been having trouble posting messages lately and I understand our server doesn't have enough wires. But I just loved Ken's pickle jokes, being a dill pickle enthusiast myself. I used to make my own with cukes grown by my beloved and one time ended up with an Aunt Bee bad jar. But m

Pickle Jokes

Those pickle jokes were as bad as Aunt Bee's pickles. ;) But here's another one just as bad that I remember from a joke book that my brother had a lng time ago. Why do I remember such trivial trivialities? I don't know. Any way, here's the joke... Q: What's gr

Aunt Bee Pickle Jokes

*Pickle Joke* *Q. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?* *A*. They're well bread! *Q. How can you tell when there's 1,000 pounds of pickles under your bed?* *A*. Because you're closer to the ceiling! *Q: What's green and wears a mask?* *A*: The Lone Pickle! *Q. What happens when a PICKLE is

Tricks, Practical Jokes, and Attempts at Fooling People

Andy put lipstick on Barney. Andy hid Barney's shoes. Andy put the bed spread under the legs of the beds. Andy changed the hats on Barney. Opie buzzed Andy with a handshake buzzer. Opie put a spring snake in Andy's newspaper. The town loafers disconnect Barney's sidecar. Andy and Barney set

Practical Jokes

My favorite was when Andy put Barney's covers under the bottom of the bed while he was napping. I also liked it when Andy sent Barney outside to look for Blackie. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Jokes

That mean boy and Opie played a joke on Goober so he thought his dog could talk. That joke wasn't funny - it was rather mean-spirited, but I guess there was a good lesson in that episode. Lisa ___ WBMUTBB mailing

Practical jokes

but PLAYING a joke on somebody. For starters, there are four separate jokes that Andy played on Barney while Barney was asleep on the job. Paul Mulik ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

jokes

Not to besmirch Dan's opinion but I love Ken's jokes. I usually email when one particularly cracks me up; I tell him he's killin' me! I wish he'd write another book with his humorous take on all things Mayberry. I think it'd be a good seller and I know I

Female Jokes on the Digest

All this talk about the males and females, well here in Wisconsin we have an easy way to tell the difference between a male and female fly. The male flies land on our beer cans and the female flies land on our telephones. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 547

Ken's jokes

I'm not saying they are bad but if you flew a bird through the room every one of them would point. ;) ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Ken's Jokes

I may be a "lone wolf" here, but I think Ken's jokes are pretty clever and funny.  I actually wish I would have thought of the "repaint and thin no more" line.  As a matter of fact, I think Ken is so funny that "We ought to book him on one of those excurs

KEN'S JOKES

Sure looks like Ken is getting a lot of play from the folks on the "Bulletin Board" these days. Rightfully so, I must say!! He cracks me up constantly when he makes his posts. Very funny manI think he was right though when he said he "might" have a little too much time on his hands..

Ken's Jokes

Is there anything we can do about Ken Anderson? I tried to just grin and bear it but my jaw's getting' tired. dan ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Bad Jokes

Aunt Bee: Andy, Andy, Ken Anderson is telling bad jokes again. You've just got to do something about it. dan ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Re: ken's jokes, ken's interview, and all

I enjoy ken's jokes they make a mayberry Day better. Congrats on the tv interview, ken. And thanks for keeping us all awake here on the newsletter. I've had the bucket on my head all day about the lunch thelma lou bought gomer and it being breakfast. And, even though the thinking b

Practical Jokes Results

33 people voted for their favorite practical joke by Andy. Results are as follows. I did not list the jokes that received zero votes. 10 votes - Andy putting blanket under cot legs 6 votes- The buffalo nickel pointing the wrong way 3 votes - Andy calling Juanita for a trouble check 3

Jokes on Barney

How about when Andy memtions that Barney might want to go see old Doc Andrews "You know I have been havin palapatations, I didn't mention that" Miz Lesh out by ol man kelseys ocean ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberr

Andy's practical jokes

Ken, I like when he was going to sell Barney his 'rare nickel' with the buffalo facing the other way. idelle ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Andy's Practical Jokes

I would like to know which practical joke Andy played on Barney do our members think was the best one. I have listed below the ones that I came up with. If you would like to vote, just send me an email at kanderson8...@charter.net and put the letter of the one you select in the subject line.