The Constant Gardener
lasted about 6 hours after Ralph Fiennes died.
when Sandy and Tessa are talking in Sandy’s office,
the cricket ball on his desk vanishes, then
reappears in a different location.
the moon is so staged. even the scarab
loitering on Sandy’s loin-cloth. whose idea was
it, this
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(for J!K)
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In Memoriam J.P.
a rounding the corner an infant bent in
a a thick sheathe of scab & pus scuffling
a forlornly really drew my eye & then
b Jean-Pierre’s moustache ludicrously blasted
b piss at the Chancellor’s wife so fast that
c she didn’t have a chance to shut her gob
c Glug, Glug, Glug, Glug, s
I Hate Hippies
“no, no, no, I say, our children are not our future; we are. the biggest
mistake of the radical 60s is the current insistence on the generation model -
that 60s radicals began what another generation can learn from, can carry on,
can critique. the world is a displaced continuum,
- Original Message -
From: "Elizabeth James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2005 1:41 AM
Subject: The British at epoetry 2005
> An MA degree in Poetic Practice was set up two or three years ago at
> Royal Holloway, University of London; it's directed
I am just back from fragments of the London e-Poetry conference & thought I’d
mention some stuff relating to people on this list.
I missed a session which included a paper on Alan Sondheim. I had one or two
second-hand accounts – diaspora, saturation, it all sounded hopeful – I wonder
if Maria
HELEN BRIDWELL INTERVIEW (part II)
13 September 2005
Q: We were talking about influences. Tell me about August Highland and his movements.
Oh of course I could tell you about him for the sake of argument. I can still rattle off bits of the manifesto. “I and three others met in a mother-
AXL PROSE INTERVIEW
20 September 2005
What’s your poetry like?
I am back from the war and boy am I full of caterpillar! Spurt my piston vapour enthusiastically on the poisonous window and great abruptly gathering hence where impression discrimination true exfoliate sentiment latter! The p
HELEN BRIDWELL INTERVIEW (part III)
13 September 2005
Q: But you have scripts in circulation, right?
No.
Q: There isn’t a film called Heaven’s Gait?
I have written several poems which purport at one level to be screenplays. I classify them as contrived found poems, like the ones we d
HELEN BRIDWELL INTERVIEW (part I)
13 September 2005
Q: Edwin Morgan has a terrific poem called ‘Interview’, which is really an interview with a sound poet. When the sound poet is asked about his favourite sound, there is silence. What is your favourite sound?
First thanks so much for doin
Heh, been a while since I done one of them. Sorry people.
Jow
Justin,
FUCK!! Oh FUCK, I just noticed a FUCKING MISTAKE in the BAD PRESS
AD! We're TOTALLY FUCKED!! I LEFT OUT "Anonymous" from the LIST OF
FUCKING CONTRIBUTORS to 2.0!!!
Best,
Jow
Sorry. Everything wiped clean during seconds of grand unveiling. Sud's Law. It's not quite back, but the G-string facilities are fistfuls-ready: http://badpress.infinology.net.
Jow
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also trying to smuggle hashish to Spain by fishing for sardines, gutting them,
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Kyle Storm Best-Chetwynde Interview27 February 2005
TR: How does the label “experimentalist poetry” suit you?
That’s a great first question because a lot of people say their stuff is experimentalist and what they really mean is modernist, it’s a well-documented bag of tricks, you’re not going
The Science of A Brief History of Time
1. Set a baker to catch a baker 2. Set a tailor to catch a tailor 3. Set a butcher to catch a butcher 4. Set a postman to catch a postman 5. Set a nanny to catch a nanny
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