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Last Call To ROCK & ROLL!!!!; Many Who Support The War Have Not Yet Signed Up. Hurry The Fuck Up. You Are the Morons We Most Want To See Come Back In A Box Or Not Come Back To Our Country At All.:
Administration Thoroughly Whipped In Iraq, Ready To Cut And Run In Spring:
"We Got Fuckin' Better Things To Do Than Steal Iraq's Oil For That Cocksucker Dick Cheney," Reads Communiqué From Joint Chiefs Of Staff:
Remaining Troops And Mercs Will Protect Dick Cheney's Oil, Natural Gas, Scott McLellan says:
Evacuation Planned By Helicopter From Roof Of Baghdad Embassy:
Shia Charter To Give Shi'ites A Big Role; Committee Chairman Misinterprets What U.S. Oligarchy Means By Democracy, Cites "Will of Majority" Instead Of Will Of Those In Which The Majority Of Wealth Resides.:
U.S. Signals Spring Start of Pullout But Will Continue To Fuck Up Iraq In Traditional Foreign Policy Ways.:
General Restates Position, Noting Contingencies, As Rumsfeld Arrives In Baghdad To Tell Him To Shut His Piehole About The Cut And Run.:
"He may be a smirking little ignorant prick of a president, but he's my smirking little ignorant prick of a president," As Americans rally around their fool, ready to 'Rock & Roll' in Iraq.
By ANN SNOTT TRYSOM & EELOIN KNICKERMIRE
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common,
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
".....at a time when I am speaking to you about the paradox of desire -- in the
sense that different goods obscure it -- you can hear outside the awful language
of power. There's no point in asking whether they are sincere or hypocritical,
whether they want peace of whether they calculate the risks. The dominating
impression as such a moment is that something that may pass for a prescribed
good; information addresses and captures impotent crowds to whom it is poured
forth like a liquor that leaves them dazed as they move toward the slaughter house.
One might even ask if one would allow the cataclysm to occur without first giving
free reign to this hubbub of voices...."
