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Cheney/Bush Administration Officials Charged With Prostitution And Murder In Deaths Of 12 West Virginia Miners:
Kleptocracy Caught With Smoking Guns In Mouths of Victims Again:
Mine Disaster's Terrible Irony: The Media, After Reporting Nothing About The Hazards Of Mining Deregulation And Union Busting, Commences Exploiting The Miners' Murders For Profit Without Threat Of Criminal Sanctions Or Even A Decent Vigilante Movement:
'Scooter' Libby's Hush Money To Be Laundered Through The Hudson Institute:
Before Second 'Stroke' Sharon Was About To Spill The Beans About The Hariri Assassination
By BOWAND KURTZY
The Anti-Empire Report
Some things you need to know before the world ends
By WILLIAM BLUM
Save Your Horseshit, Pace; Assassinated Press Poll Shows 0% Of American Youth Know Who Murtha Is Much Less What He Said About Your Imperial Adventure:
Lawmaker's Talk About Military Irks Joint Chiefs Chair Gen. Restin Pace:
Assassinated Press Finds Military's Pool Of Cannon Fodder Untouched By Knowledge Or Information Of Any Kind:
Poll Numbers Lower Among The General Population:
"When Your Out There, Its Like America Is A Pre-Literate Culture. It Makes Me So Proud Of Our Education System, Stooge-Glutted Media, Entertainment Industry, And Vast Government And Corporate Propaganda Machine."---Ed Bernays:
Losing Struggle Against Iraqi Patriots Making Pace Testy, Say Aides:
Library Of Congress To Discard Books For Video Games To Compete With Pentagon For Funds:
By JOSHING WHITEYLIE
Except For Oil Pipelines, CIA Poppy, U.S. Throwing In The Towel In Afghanistan:
Record Year of Violence, American Deaths And Money At Stake In Upcoming 2006 Elections Convinces Cheney Administration To Go Public With Surrender Strategy:
"As Far As U.S. Is Concerned, The Hunt For Bin Laden Is Over," Says U.S. Ambassador Neumann:
NATO, Other Allies Take Up Combat Role, Avenge 9/11, And Pretend To Hunt For Bin Laden:
NATO Ain't Your Grandfather's Run Of The Military-Industrial Cold War Hustle Any More; Now Its A U.S. Owned And Operated Imperialist Army:
"But My Heart Ain't In It," Complains Lithuanian NATO Commander:
CIA Says UNOCAL Oil Pipeline Rep Hamid Karzai To Remain In Power For Now:
Most New Appropriations For Iraq Slated For Prison Construction To Meet U.S. Forces Appetite For Interrogation Sex:
By GRIFTY WITT
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common,
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
".....at a time when I am speaking to you about the paradox of desire -- in the
sense that different goods obscure it -- you can hear outside the awful language
of power. There's no point in asking whether they are sincere or hypocritical,
whether they want peace of whether they calculate the risks. The dominating
impression as such a moment is that something that may pass for a prescribed
good; information addresses and captures impotent crowds to whom it is poured
forth like a liquor that leaves them dazed as they move toward the slaughter house.
One might even ask if one would allow the cataclysm to occur without first giving
free reign to this hubbub of voices...."
