"To the potty, sir."
"Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!"
"Suicide? To tell you the truth, I disapprove of suicide more than anything."
"So did I work off the doughnuts and the ten double dollars?"
Vash: "And I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark. Especially if
it's the heart of a beautiful lady. BANG!"
"Ooo scaaary. Later!"
Meryl: "You're the easily deceived type who cries himself to sleep every night
aren't you."
Vash: "Thanks a lot dream wrecker"
" *snort* SCARRRRYYYYYYYY!"~ Vash
"This world is made of.... Love and Peace!"
"I'm like a hunter of Peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or
something like that"
"Man, why does happen to me, Maman? I haven't done anything wrong but everybody
always picks on me, Maman!...But now isn't the time to be bawling in French."
[Notices he's been crying on boxers] "AHH!!!"
Vash: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella
Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andrt Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus
George Doitzel Kaiser (... the Third- ). (Please - ) Don't hesitate to call-
Milly: [Laughs.] What are you talking about, Mister Vash the Stampede?
Vash: I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!
My name is Vash the Stampede. I have been a hunter of peace who chases the
mayfly known as love for many, many moons now. There is no rest for me in my
search for peace. I meditate diligently every morning. The subjects are life
and love. I quit after 3 seconds.
[While exchanging gunshots at each other.]
Vash: So this is what you got me so plastered for yesterday!
Wolfwood: You really think I'd try something that cheap?!
Vash: Yeah, I do, after you went and signed me up without asking!
Wolfwood: You did the same to me!
Vash: Hey, don't kill them! [Dodges gunfire.]
Wolfwood: I'm amazed you can say that at a time like this, huh?!
Vash: Hey, whatever happened to "thou shalt not kill"?!
Wolfwood: (Thinking to himself while losing at chess) Oh man! Now what am I
supposed to do? Should I butt this guy in the head and make a break for it?
[gasps] No, no! What am I thinking? I can't do that! I'm a man of God for God's
sake!
Milly: Hey Mister Priest! What a peasant surprise!
Wolfwood: Ha! Pleasant.
Milly: Hey! That happened to be my can of pudding! And you wasted it. [knocks
out offenders with her stun gun] You should never get between people and their
pudding.
Townswoman: (to Milly) Gee, young lady, you're enormous! Are you expecting
sextuplets?
Milly: [giggles and turns to Wolfwood] Isn't it lovely today out, honey?
Wolfwood:[grimaces] Excrutiatingly pleasant, honey.
Moore: (hiding beneath Milly's duster) I am really sorry about all this.
Wolfwood: It's all right. Just stay out of sight.
[thugs scuffle by, looking for Moore]
Wolfwood: (thinking) How did this happen? No matter what I do, I always seem to
get into trouble with this girl. [Milly plucks the unlit cigarette from his
lips] Hey!
Milly: Secondhand smoke is bad for the baby, darling.
Wolfwood:[forcing laughter] Oh, yeah. Gee. Sorry about that, honey
"The sky is unbelievably blue... There I go again. Guess it's kinda stupid,
huh? Still keep thinking how I'd like to show it to you, even though that's no
longer possbile. I just can't help myself..."
"The Deadly Dodgeball Head! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with
intense suction! Try this at home kids!!"
"They're dead. People are dead. You killed them all! You killed all the people!
Die with them!"
"I was dreaming, Rem. Everything... Everything was so horribly dry, even
peoples' hearts. From far away, as I watched the people who lived there, I
always found myself wondering how and why could they possbily keep on living?
What motivation did they have that would get up everyday, no matter what, for
the rest of their lives??"
"This is all I can do. If I... If I shot him now, you really would die. It
would be wrong to shoot him, right??"
"I'm not that trusting. I kept my finger on the trigger the whole time."
Meryl: (upon seeing Vash's scars for the first time) So those scars...are the
price you paid for dealing with your opponents without killing them?
Vash: It's not exactly... something I like girls to see. They'd run away.
Meryl: I wouldn't run away... What I mean is, they wouldn't run away.
