Hello Everyone. :-) I found these letters in this morning's Dear Abby and I thought I would share them all with you: ---first letter--- Dear Abby, I keep sending messages to the SeeknFind mailing list but I never see them distributed. Is there something wrong with the majordumbo? signed, Mary Hadda Lillamb Dear Mary, The most common cause of your message not being distributed on the SeeknFind list is that you tried to post to the list using the dreaded HTML-mail. That is a no-no on the SeeknFind list. Re-post your message in plain text and that should get it out for everyone to see. See? ---second letter--- Dear Abby, I've been trying and trying to post to the SeeknFind list but I never see the message come back to me. I am positive I am posting in plain text without any attachments. So what might the problem be? I don't wish to give my real name so I'll just sign it... signed, Moe Mentous Dear Moe, If you are posting to the SeeknFind list in plain text then the probable reason your message is not being distributed is that you are attempting to post to the list with an address to which you are not subscribed to the list. You must post to the SeeknFind list from the address to which you are subscribed. ---third letter--- Dear Abby, I can't take it anymore, I tell ya!!! The many messages from the SeeknFind list are driving me crazy, but I don't want to unsubscribe. Is there anything that can give me relief? signed, Ozzie and Harried Dear Oz. : Relax. Relief is only an autoresponder away. Send a blank message to this address: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Read the instructions and then live hippily ever laughter. ---fourth letter--- Dear Abby, I hate the SeeknFind list. I hate it, I tell you. Hate, hate, hate! The listowner is a certifiable nut! How do I get off this turkey list? I...er...lost my Welcome letter. signed, Ira Sponsible Dear Ira, Shame on you for losing your Welcome Letter. That letter gave you instructions on how to unsubscribe from the SeeknFind list. By all rights, the listowner should just let you stew on his list. But since I take pity on you I will give you the instructions to unsubscribe: (1) At midnight tonight, take a potato out to the middle of your back yard and bury it 15 feet in the ground. (2) Return to your computer and login to this web site: http://www.google.com/ (3) Bookmark that site because after you have unsubscribed, you will have to do your own searching. (4) Now compose an email message addressed to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ...and carefully type in the body of the message: unsubscribe seeknfind Send it. (5) You will then be unsubscribed from the SeeknFind list (we hope). The next morning you can go out to the backyard and dig up the potato. You can then wash the potato and cook it for your supper. ---end Dear Abby--- Okay members, I hope you enjoyed those Dear Abby letters. I confess I was quite surprised and elated that Abby gave me that wonderful publicity. I feel like I should return the flavor - tastewise, so I will let you all know that you can subscribe to the ubiquitous Dear Abby by email by visiting any of these sites: http://mightycool.com/abby/ http://www.emazing.com/abby.htm http://www.shagmail.com/sample/abby.html http://www.uexpress.com/ Thank you. :-) Alan [EMAIL PROTECTED]
