ShopTalk: Golf joke

[Bernie Baymiller]

All kinds of gruesome golf jokes going around for some reason...     A murder had been committed. Police were called to an apartment to find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless  body of a woman on the ground.   The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"   "Yes."   "Did you hit her with that golf club?"    "Yes, yes, I did."   The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands on his head.  "How many times did you hit her?" "I don't know. Five, six, seven.....Put me down for a five.     One of those guys took me for $5 yesterday. He shoots such big numbers that nobody in the foursome can keep track of his actual score. A 24-handicap guy. :-)   Bernie Writeto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]