THANK YOU ARNIE! That is WHAT I needed! Mark
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > >> QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS TO YOUR GOLF IMPROVEMENT DIET >> >> Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this >> true? >> A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and that's it. Don't >> waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up >> your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can >> extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live >> longer? Take a nap. >> >> >> >> Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruit and vegetables? >> A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? >> Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is >> nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to >> your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of >> field grass (green leafy vegetable). A pork chop can give you 100% of >> your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop. >> >> >> Q: Is beer or wine bad for me? >> A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. >> As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three >> categories: animal, mineral and vegetable. We all know that beer and >> wine are not animal and they are not on the periodic table of >> elements so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a >> burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables. >> >> >> >> Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? >> A: If you have a body and you have body fat your ratio is one to one. >> If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one etc. >> >> >> >> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular >> exercise program? >> A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain: Good. >> >> >> >> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? >> A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. >> They're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for >> you? >> >> >> Q: What's the secret to healthy eating? >> A: Thicker gravy. >> >> >> >> Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the >> middle? >> A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle it gets bigger. You >> should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. >> >> >> >> Q: Is chocolate bad for me? >> A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans: another vegetable. It's the best feel >> good food around! >> >> >> >> I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about >> food and diets. Have a cookie: flour is veggie! "When life hands you >> lemons ask for a bottle of tequila and salt." >> >> >> >
