Re: ShopTalk: Things to at Walmart

[Ed Johnson]

 Arnie;     You have WAY too much time on your hands! (;-) I don't know what you are drinking but save me at LEAST a six pack! (;-) LOL! Happy New Year! Ed J.   ----- Original Message ----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, December 29, 2002 1:20 PM Subject: ShopTalk: Things to at Walmart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 2. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 3. Make a trail of dried dates on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in house wares”, ... and see what happens! 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, ”PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!” 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, “NO! NO! It's those voices again”. ............and last but not least, 13. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ..., “Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!”