TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
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> > > > Question 1:
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> > > > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
> > > > were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
> > > > syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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> > > > Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
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> > > > Question 2:
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> > > > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
> > > > are the facts about the three leading candidates.
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> > > > Candidate A -
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> > > > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
> > > > He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
> > > > martinis a day.
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> > > > Candidate B -
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> > > > He was kicked out t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
> > > > college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> > > > Candidate C -
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> > > > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
> > > > occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> > > > Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
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> > > > Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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> > > > Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> > > > Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
> > > > Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
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> > > > And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
> > > > you just killed Beethoven.
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> > > > Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
> > > > someone.
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> > > > Never be afraid to try something new.
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> > > > Remember:
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> > > > Amateurs built the Ark
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> > > > Professionals built the Titanic
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> > > > and in case you never saw this one......
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> > > > Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
> > > > employees and has the following statistics:
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> > > > * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> > > > * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> > > > * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> > > > * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> > > > * 3 have done time for assault
> > > > * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> > > > * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> > > > * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> > > > * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> > > > * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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> > > > Can you guess which organization this is?
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> > > > Give up yet?
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> > > > It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
> > > > idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
> > > > the rest of us in line.
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