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Its a political year, and medicine is on the
agenda.
TFlan
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries
they had performed. One of them said "I'm the best surgeon in Texas; a concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said "That's
nothing, a young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat; now he's president of the United States." |
