Arnie,
Very good. In a few more years as optical mice replace the older models no one will understand this story![]()
. Gone the way of vinyl records![]()
.
Carl
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>
> This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to
> all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite
> genuine.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls. If a mouse fails to operate or
> should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
> Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
> Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of
> mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
> the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder
> than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
> manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop
> off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off
> method.. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
> However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon
> completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any
> customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep
> in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy
> customer.
Carl Mc Kinley, PCS Certified Class 'A' Clubmaker
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P T Barnum is the patron saint of expensive club manufacturers.
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