In a message dated 11/3/04 12:33:18 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:


I just ordered a Mellow Yell 14°. Chris will sort out a 15° for me. Hope
that works.



If it doesn't work consider this:
John, age 92, and Sally, age 89, live in Florida, and are all excited about their decision to get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.  John suggests they go in.



John addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers "Yes."



John: "We're about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?"



Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



John: "How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist: "All kinds."



John: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"



Pharmacist: "Definitely."



John: "How about Viagra?"



Pharmacist: "Of course."



John: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"



Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.  The works."



John: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"



Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



John: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



John says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."






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