Jeff walks into
a pub and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and
asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies
Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I
got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies
Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul,
straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she
agreed."
"That's great!"
says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet
her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection
again. So I got some duct tape and taped 'it' to my leg, so if I did, it
wouldn't show".
"So I get to her
door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest,
sexiest, dress you ever saw."
"And what happened
then?"
"I kicked her in
the face."
