Ahhh, the days of persimmon. Still have quite a collection of persimmon clubs. 
Most have been refinished but some I haven't got to yet. Maybe one of these 
days.
   
  Carl

Tom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  Hah, yeah, you're right on.

I've told this story before but it bears repeating. This was about 25 years ago 
or longer, so I may be mis-remembering a few things, but as near as I recall, 
this is pretty accurate.

A guy came to the shop with a beautiful McGregor persimmon driver. He wanted 
one of the then new UCV steel shafts installed. O.K. no problem. He then began 
to tell me how it should be done. 

"Take the screws out of that plate on the bottom and note which holes they came 
from. Then just slip the plate off (!)  and drill the shaft out." Sure thing. 

Then he tells me he wants the shaft tipped 1/4", and the finish length 44 1/8". 
"I want two wraps under the right hand, and one wrap under the left, and I want 
a leather grip". Fine. That'll be $115.00. "WHAT?! There's a guy down the 
street who will do it for half that." O.K. Take it there, I said. "Oh no" says 
the guy, I want you to do it cuz you do such good work." O.K. The price is 
$115.00. 

So I pull the sole plate by heating it a little ( those were a bitch to get 
off), cut the wraps, drilled from the tip to cut the shaft pin, punched the 
remainder of the pin through, shoved a hot rod into the tip, and pulled the 
head. Simple. Now I'm about to prep the shaft when the phone rings. It's the 
guy.

"Hey Flan", he says. Don't tip the shaft 1/4", tip it 3/16", and make the 
finish length 44 1/4", and put three wraps under the right hand and none under 
the left." Suppressing a laugh, I said O.K. 

I got the job done later that day and the guy came in to get it the following 
morning. He asked the "real" price of the job. I told him $140.00. "Wait a 
minute!" he cried. "Yesterday you said $115.00". I told him that was the price 
before he called with changes to the specs :-)   He refused to pay it. So I 
said O.K, I'll knock off $10.00. He paid me $130.00. I had no intention of 
raising the price, I just wanted to break his cojones a little, but when he 
agreed to the extra fifteen bucks I laughed like hell and told him the price 
was still $115.00. 

Well it turned out that one of my regulars knew the guy pretty well. I asked 
him if the guy was a player. "A player!? Crap, he's a vanity 19 handicapper who 
we pull crap on nearly every time we see him. He really stinks at golf." My 
regular told me that the guy subscribes to nearly every golf magazine in 
existence and has more clubs than the pro shop. 

The great thing about all this was that the guy became a regular customer who 
never complained about price again. And to top it all off, he had a helluva 
name - Mort LaMorte (Mort the Dead) 

Ain't that something? 

TFlan
Laughing all the way to the bank

Carl McKinley wrote:     Tom,
   
  They can be a clubbuilders dream, aslong as they don't try to blame you when 
"their" fix doesn't work.
   
  Carl

Tom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  Yesterday, I worked on a set of irons for a scratch golfer. He said he 
was hitting everything "fat" with the new set he was fitted for at the 
Taylor-Made fitting center in So Cal. He "knew" what the problem was. 
The clubs were 1/4" too long! I explained to him that .25" was pretty 
much meaningless as a cause of hitting the ball fat. But nope, he's a 
scratch player and I'm just an old, worn out clubfitter.

So, I went through the routine about swing weight changes (6 
points/inch), lie angle changes (about 1 deg per 3/4 inch), differences 
in grip weights, fractions of a gram differences in amounts of tape and 
epoxy applied, and so on. He was concerned about a change in flex, even! 
None of my explanations mattered, so off we went to the workshop.

I cut the grips off but left the tape on. Original SW's were all D-1 1/2 
to D-2 1/2. Not bad at all. I checked the SW's with the grips off as 
well. There was about a 10 point difference from the gripped clubs, as I 
expected. Now, the guy was right there, watching every move I made. I 
carefully measured 1/4" and chopped the clubs. Using my gram-weight 
scale, I measured out roughly 4 grams of lead powder, poured it into the 
shaft, tamped it down, put a slit grip on the butt and checked the SW. I 
did this for each club. Some took 4 grams (2 grams per SW point), some 
took a little more or less. I added epoxy to corks and rammed them home, 
to the top of the powder and re-weighed. Perfect - D-2 with a split grip 
and a little guessing as to the weight of the epoxy. The guy wanted to 
install the grips himself, so I weighed a dozen or so grips to get 9, 
all the same weight.

We got back to the discussion of the "fat" shots. I asked what the 
divots looked like; were they toe or heel weighted, or were they 
centered and even? Did they point away from the target line? According 
to the guy, none of that stuff mattered. It was the 1/4" that was the 
problem. I put the 7 iron on my L&L machine; 62 deg lie ("standard"), 
loft 2 degrees weak. Other clubs I had worked on for this guy had 1 deg 
flat lie angles. I suggested we change the lie angles to his previous 
measurements. Nope . . .1/4" shorter will do the trick.

Based on previous experience with this guy, I know he'll be back in a 
few days, asking for a loft and lie check. That's o.k. with me. Another 
$36.00 on top of the $50.00 for the 1/4" work and I'll be able to at 
long last buy that Rolls I've wanted.

Ahhh . . . I love golfers who know what the problem is.

TFlan




  Carl Mc Kinley Retired,
PCS Certified Class 'A' Clubmaker (Life Member)
GCA Accredited Clubbuilder
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

P T Barnum is the patron saint of expensive club manufacturers.
   
   
  Merry Christmas
  
  
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PCS Certified Class 'A' Clubmaker (Life Member)
GCA Accredited Clubbuilder
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P T Barnum is the patron saint of expensive club manufacturers.
   
   
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