Hi list, Some new humor on this grand holiday. Enjoy. Subject: Viagra Date: Fri,8 May 1998 02:34:31 -0700 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.0.1460.8)
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Labs is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today`s society.... DIRECTRA - A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on a car trip caused 72% of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks, especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents". COMLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: Whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than the store`s return policy limit. NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on over sexed politicians. NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and converse with other family members about current events and family things. FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts a person`s noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special effect is it can be overdosed for long car trips. A problem side effect is the occurance of constipation in some people. FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with OFD (open fly disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra and other treatments for memory loss. PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistable urge to dig into the personal sffairs of other people. An apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into " special prosecutors" and some into peeping toms. LIAGRA - This drug causes some people to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Women seem to be more sensitive to it than men. Comes in three strengths,Regular, Strong and Presidential. Bless you all, Bob Lee -- oozing on the muggy shore of the gulf coast l...@fbtc.net -- The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. To join or quit silver-list or silver-digest send an e-mail message to: silver-list-requ...@eskimo.com -or- silver-digest-requ...@eskimo.com with the word subscribe or unsubscribe in the subject: line. To post, address your message to: silver-list@eskimo.com List maintainer: Mike Devour <mdev...@id.net>
