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ZURICH, Switzerland - The nation recently mourned the death of one of
its brightest shining intellectual stars. Johan Unterwald was
described by college professors as "the next Albert Einstein" and a
brilliant mathematician. It seems Johan made at least one fatal math
error. He took a 250 ft. bungee jump with a 300 foot bungee cord. He
died immediately on impact.

Robert