I just read one in the paper yesterday, where a gang robbed an apartment house, and since one of them was blind, they used him as the lookout. The police had arrived and arrested the others before the blind lookout even knew they were there. And on top of that, he confessed everything to one of the neighbors that was robbed, thinking he was taking in confidence to his brother.
Marshall cking...@nycap.rr.com wrote: > On Fri, 22 Dec 2000 08:26:56 -0700, "Marsha Hallett" <liah...@utah-inter.net> > wrote: > > >> Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, > >> but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him ! > > > >Tain`t funny. > >My stepson is schizophrenic, which is the correct term for insanity. Split > >or multiple personality is NOT the same. > >Please don`t make fun of people with things they have no control of. > > How about stupidity? > > >From today's paper... > Here it is - a star-studded gem for my > stupid crooks file: > > A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his > pants learned that crime doesn't pay when the frisky > creatures gave him a vasectomy. > > Police say that the 24-year > old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket > when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved > them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned > checkout girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt > the lobsters clutching on his manhood. > > The thorny creatures were finally removed when > emergency medics pried them loose with pliers. Doctors > say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle > with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy. > > "Basically it was a do-it-yourself vasectomy" said the > doctor. "The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in > time, but he will not be able to father children." > > The thief's painful prank landed him in the hospital, > where he is expected to remain for three or four weeks. > But thanks to a kindhearted supermarket manager, he > will not be charged with any crime. > > "The guy's gone through enough pain," said the store > manager. "I think he has t learned his lesson. I doubt if he'll > ever steal again, > > Chuck > There's more to life than sitting around in the sun > in your underwear playing the clarinet! > > > -- > The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. > > To join or quit silver-list or silver-digest send an e-mail message to: > silver-list-requ...@eskimo.com -or- silver-digest-requ...@eskimo.com > with the word subscribe or unsubscribe in the SUBJECT line. > > To post, address your message to: silver-list@eskimo.com > Silver-list archive: http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html > List maintainer: Mike Devour <mdev...@eskimo.com>
