Nice thing about sweet doggies. :-) RX humor for the soul.
Bless you, Bob Lee
Some one posted this on my golden retriever e-mail list, I thought you
might enjoy it.Mary : )
--------- Forwarded message ----------
Subject: Dear God-from the dogsDear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom
smell one another? Where are their priorities?......................
Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
is it the same old story?......................
Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot
have its own model, but it would be easy to
rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!......................
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad dog?......................
Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have
onramps?......................
Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
......................Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
.....................
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
hands to get in?......................
Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,
scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?......................
Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I
have been howling at the moon and stars for a long
time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across
the street!.....................
Dear God,
Are ther mailmen in heaven and will I
have to apologize?......................
Dear God,
Are we baned from restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order?
Or is it the carpets thing, again?......................
Dear God,
May I have my testicles back?
--
oozing on the muggy shore of the gulf coast
l...@fbtc.net
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