She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "sign
here," she wrote "Sagittarius."
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
* She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics".
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it
said,"Concentrate".
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul
Train."
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said, "Airport
Left,"
she turned around and went home.
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she
moved.
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "This Goes In Front"
TJ Garland, CMO supplier
there are no incurable illnesses-only incurable people.
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