Dear Nancy,
just thought you`d like this too!
Love,
Marshalee
**SENIOR DRESS CODE**
Many "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60, or hovering near 60) are
quite confused about how they should present ourselves. They're unsure
about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are
correct as they try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may
have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together
and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Sh ort shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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