Gotta have a warning label!

"This product is not intended for use"

 "Do not use internally..step outside"

"Warning, this product is easily absorbed and is highly toxic to very small
organizms" [If you find that all of your very small organizms have died
off, new 'cultivated' ones can be found at the nearest hospital, but be
aware...they can be quite expensive if obtained there...and mislabled. Shop
around in crowded toy stores or forage for deep discounts on generic
organizms.]

" If skin contact is made, flush with soap and water within 72 hours and
see a doctor at your convenience" [They can often be seen at the golf course]

"Antidote to accidental injestion or skin contact is time, exercize,
plenty of fresh leafy greens and water repeatedly applied internally"
[Click here to purchase time online at a huge discount. The demand is high,
so waiting is a given..but it's worth it.]

 Now, while you are waiting....multitask for your entertainment pleasure.



 Health Alert!
 Extended bouts of breathing leads to fatal conditions over time.
 See your doctor! He/she practices breathing as well as medicine. [Well,
maybe not..some have breathing perfected and no longer practice.]

Ode [For entertaining porpuses only...all otters welcome.]


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