The
Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary
and
central component of the mind.
This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype unit’s code
named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has
been technically termed, "Escaping God’s
Oneness," or more commonly known as E.G.O., as it is
primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1.
Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4.
Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or
confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9.
Rebellion
10.
Insanity
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
defect, is providing factory authorized repair and
service
free
of charge to correct this EGO defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has
most generously offered
to
bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these
repairs. There is no additional fee
required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
C-H-O-O-S-E-A-G-A-I-N.
Once
connected, please upload your EGO through the FORGIVENESS
procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the
Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the MIND component.
No matter how
big or small the EGO defect is, Jesus will
replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3.
Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8.
Gentleness
9. Self-control
10. Eternal Life
Please see the
operating manual, the A.C.I.M. (A Course in Miracles),
for
further details on the use of these
fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing
the unit to
dangers and problems too numerous to list and will
result in the
human
unit being eternally impounded. For free emergency service,
call
on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall
action will have to be recycled through reincarnation
to complete
the
required Course. The EGO defect will not be permitted to
enter
Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for
your immediate attention.
Holy
Spirit
