>>NOVA SCOTIA IS A DUMP: A German magazine has published a thoroughly >>unflattering article about Nova Scotia as a potential tourist attraction. >>In fact, Stern magazine says Nova Scotia is a "dump" and people here are >>"lazy" and "backward." In the past, the magazine has published Hitler's >>diaries -- which turned out to be false, as well as pictures of Madonna's >>breasts. CBC RADIO NEWS 7:30 AM
> actually, this article is false as well. in fact, nova scotia d> oes not really exist. it's a convenient, well-managed fabrication o>f the trend-starved music industry. so don't try to come here, > 'cause we don't exist. plus the place is a mess and we're pretty > dumb so you wouldn't like it here anyway. > duh, james actually, what the news item fails to mention is that madonna's breasts also proved to be false. and i must take exception to my esteemed collegue's assessment of the nova scotian intellectual prowess. having an article in this magazine associates us with madonna's breasts, which i hear are reasonably intelligent. what i'm saying is, they, like, do tricks and everything! and everyone who's seen a madonna video knows they can act far more realistically than she can. however, the association with hitler's diaries is less than flattering. they're pretty stupid - lots of swastikas in the margins and stuff. but on the other hand, the rigorous proofs to himself that his mother was not jewish are quite educational. i faithfully remain, your interpreter of culture, nemesis
