These are some of the funny remarks made by our visitors; 1) Microsoft invented Internet. 2) Linux is not Unix. 3) Microsoft determines the protocol of all Internet functions. ftp, http, etc etc, they are all from Microsoft. 4) Microsoft has a majority in the _Internet_ server market. 5) It is impossible to reverse engineer Word 97 file format and reprogram another software filter in a Linux environment. 6) Linux cannot do charting. 7) Linux does not have a C++ compiler. 8) Linux does not guarantee that your server does not crash. Which is true, but the funny part is that she insinuated that Microsoft does. That woman does not even know anything about disclaimers. 9) Microsoft documents the stuff that will crash Windows, and by avoiding those stuff documented, one can stop all system crashes altogether. Buahaha!!! 10) It is impossible to duplicate Windows functionalities. Enough for today, let's get on with our lives. -- ------------------------------------------------------------- Ng Kai Hoe Raymond Pager : 92279944 ICQ UIN : 4878260 Editor, Singapore Linux Portal http://linux.com.sg Email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] / [EMAIL PROTECTED] PGP Public Key : http://members.tripod.com/~ngkaihoe/ngkaihoe.txt 'This has given me the greatest trouble and still does: to realize that what things are called is incomparably more important than what they are.' - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, "The Gay Science"
