Kiriman dari temen yang "gak suka" dengan incumbent......He..he.e.e.e.e.e.
Negatif campaign banget... he.e.e.e.e.
Tapi boleh lah diambil yang baiknya...he.he.e.e..e
Salam,
Morry Infra
---------- Forwarded message ----------**
*From:* West C
*Sent:* Sunday, January 08, 2012 1:05 PM
*Subject:* FW: Send this to other ants
"The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a
living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living." -- Anonymous
THE NEW ANT and the Grasshopper,
Two Versions:
*The ANT
**AND THE
**GRASSHOPPER
**
This one is a little different....*
*Two Different Versions ...*
*Two Different Morals*
*OL* *D VERSION*
The *ant* works
hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying
up supplies for the winter.
The *grasshopper
*thinks the *ant* is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer
away.
Come winter, the *ant* is warm
and well fed.
The *grasshopper* has
no food or shelter, so he
dies out in the cold.
*
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
*
*
Be responsible for yourself!*
*
MODERN
VERSION
*
The *ant* works hard
in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
The *grasshopper* thinks the *ant
*is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering *grasshopper
*calls a press conference and demands to know why the *ant* should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving..
*
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN,
*and *ABC *show up to
provide pictures of the shivering *grasshopper
*next to a video of the *ant
*in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
*Americais stunned by the sharp contrast.
*
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor *grasshopper
*is allowed to suffer so?
*
Kermit the Frog* appears
on *Oprah
*with the *grasshopper
*and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not EasyBeing Green...'
*
**Occupy the Anthill *stages
a demonstration in front of the *ant's
*house where the news stations film the SEIU group singing, *We shall
overcome.
*
Then*Rev. Jeremiah Wright*
has the group kneel down to pray for the *grasshopper's* sake,
while he damns the ants.
*
President Obama*condems the *ant*
and blames
*President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher
Columbus, and the
Pope*
for the *grasshopper's
*plight..
*
Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid*
exclaim in an interview with *Larry
King*that the *ant *has
gotten rich off the back of the
*grasshopper*,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the antto make him pay his fair
share.
Finally, the *EEOC *drafts
the *Economic Equity &
Anti-Grasshopper Act
*retroactive to the beginning of
the summer.
The *ant* is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number
of *green bugs*and,
having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated
by the *Government* *Green**Czar
*and given to the*grasshopper**.
*
The story ends as we see the *grasshopper
*and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the *ant's* food
while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to
be the *ant's *old house,
crumbles around them because the *grasshopper* *doesn't* maintain it.
The *ant *has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The *grasshopper *is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house,
now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of *spiders *who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and
peaceful, neighborhood.
The entire *Nation *collapses
bringing the rest
of the free world with it.
*
**MORAL OF THE STORY:*
*Be careful how you vote in 2012.**
*
*
I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an **ant
**not a**grasshopper**!
Make sure that you pass
this on to other **ants**.
Don't bother sending
it on to any **grasshoppers
**because they wouldn't
understand it, anyway*
