If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...
The New Versions....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until she comes back...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again,
repeat*
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
states that....
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
she'll evolve.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan...
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never
give up!
Physics expert:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle of collision between
two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite
constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set her free,
If she Comes Back, she is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill HER...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE IS AN
ILLEGAL MIGRANT...
If you love someone,
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!
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