1. WHY DO MEN
BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because
they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T
WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they
don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT
TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they
don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN
SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because
their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
(You're
laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN
GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't
hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD
MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need
a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN
DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't
know.....it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we
laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8.WHY DID GOD
PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a
vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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