Subject: Military Advice
Here's some timeless military advice worth reviewing...
"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket
Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -U.S.
Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed
to always hit the ground." U.S.A.F.Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit."
Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you
just
bombed." -U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry
Journal
"Tracers work both ways." -U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." --Col.
David
Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into
an ambush."
-Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." -Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." -
Unknown Army
Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your
Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -
-U.S.A.
Ammo Troop
[>>Charles<<]
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