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You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
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You dont have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military
aid,
British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany
for
technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for
loans,
Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of
exploitation by the
world.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four
cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows &
naturally that
nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a
month and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
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You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty t! imes the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon
and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of
vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and
arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
