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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open
heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of Nuns at a Catholic
hospital.
As he was recovering, a Nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The Nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The Nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a Nun." "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law." Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can
in
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