*Greg was sitting on the steps of
the library reading a book. Very glued to the book looked like, his eyes
wondered around the pages very determined to find out what will happen
he turns the page very fast. Nobody can get his attention away from
it... but right when he is about to find Waldo he sees in the corner of
his eye a lady walking up to him. He turns his head to look at the
girl... who looked so familiar! *
Hi... Do i know you? *asks Greg*
*the girl looks at him then walks
away. Greg ponders for a minute but then realizes something about her
that he's seen before....*
I swear i've seen that ass before...
*He ponders* But where? when?
*he gets out his photo album that he
calls EX'S BOOTIES and looks through the photos. He then finds the
picture of where he's seen before... her name was Stephi. She has brown
hair, fair complexion, blue eyes
*Greg wonders back ... back in
1976 when they met in college, they were the same age. she
was a nurse major there and had a twin sister who's name was Jen who was
a bartender. Jen was different than her dear sister Stephi cause Jen
didnt go to college... she dropped out of middle school right after
joining a motorcycle gang with her friends called TUFF BLUD... Jen
and Stephi looked a lot alike except Jen had tattoos, green hair, dark
complextion and piercings all over... in fact she looked nothing like
her sister.
*Greg wonders why they're
relationship ended though but cant remember what exactly happend.... he
goes back to try to remember....
*one day he and Stephi go to her
house to study but decided to up to her bedroom... there they had
sex on her bathroom floor. After about a while they decided to
study some more. Greg felt like a sandwhich so he walks in the kitchen
where Jen was eating coffee grains and sugar packets... Greg wonders
about it but not for long. He tries to make the sandwhich but wonders
where the knives are*
You want the knives? i know where
the knives are *Jen says* but you have to go after them... *Jen shoves
some knives down her pants*
Doesnt that hurt? *greg
asks*
No i'm used to pain... doesnt that
just turn you on? it does me *Jen says*
*Greg agrees and they start going at
it on the kitchen table. After they are done he grabs one of the knives
and continues to make a sandwhich.*
Man all this sex is making me hungry
*Greg says*
*He goes back to Stephi's bedroom
where Stephi is taking a nap so he goes into his mom's bedroom to take a
shower so he wouldnt wake up Stephi. A minute later their mom comes into
the bedroom, sees Greg in the shower and gets in with him... they go at
it in the shower*
Man i really need to leave this
house! *says greg as he leaves the house and avoids all contact with
them. Couple months later he goes over to their house to catch up with
"good times" but they all hit him with good news*
Greg... *says Stephi* i'm pregnant!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!! *screams Greg as
he runs out of her bedroom*
Yo Greg! *yells Jen* I'm pregnant
and yous the pop!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Greggie bear where are you going?!
*the mom wonders* cause i got great news! I'm pregnant with your baby!
AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! *Greg runs out
the house and to the airport and catches the next flight to
Idaho*
*Back from his daydream he panics
and drops the Waldo book and walks out of the library*
*a voice from behind him
responds*
Daddy?
To be continued.....
k this was kinda stupid LoL
:-P
