RE: [Sndbox] Church Staff Job Descriptions

[David]

LOL!  Cute   David L. Ben Franklin:  “Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have more need of masters.” -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Charles Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 9:02 PM To: Charles Subject: [Sndbox] Church Staff Job Descriptions CHURCH STAFF JOB DESCRIPTIONS                     PASTOR:                                      Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.                                     More powerful than a locomotive                                     Faster than a speeding bullet.                                     Walks on water.                                     Makes policy with God.                   MINISTER OF EDUCATION:                                     Able to leap short building in a single bound.                                     As powerful as a switch engine.                                     Just as fast as a speeding bullet.                                     Walks on water if the sea is calm.                                     Talks with God.                   MINISTER OF MUSIC:                                     Leaps short buildings with a running start.                                     Almost as powerful as a switch engine.                                     Faster than a speeding BB.                                     Walks on water if he knows where the stumps are.                                     Is occasionally addressed by God.                   MINISTER OF YOUTH;                                     Runs into small buildings.                                     Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times.                                     Uses a squirt gun.                                     Knows how to use the water fountain.                                     Mumbles to himself.                   CHURCH SECRETARY;                                     Lifts buildings to walk under them.                                     Kicks locomotives off the track.                                     Catches speeding bullets in her teeth.                                     Freezes water with a single glance.                                     When God speaks she says, "May I ask who is calling?"                     Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT ============================ Tell Tales is maintainted by Claim The Victory Ministries, the internet outreach of South Peninsula Baptist Church in Daytona Beach, FL.  We try to give credit whenever possible, but in the absence of proper credit it is safe to assume that the material is not original, and that the copyright remains with the original authors. Claim The Victory Ministries has no control over the ads that Yahoo places before and after messages.  If you click on a link for an ad, we make no promises as to the content. ================================ Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.

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